Let Me Take You on a Regular Carpet Ride

Today I was excited to learn that emerging Seattle humorist/eccentric “Goody Proctor” has finally updated her very sporadic blog, Child Prison (formerly known as Regular Carpet Ride). Child Prison is mostly about Ms. Proctor’s obsession with bad movies and bad actors.  It’s home to weird homages like “Great Bonnets in Cinema” and, most recently, a fake Proust Questionnaire by Beverly Hills 90210 has-been Ian Ziering:

What do you most dislike about your appearance?

My sunglasses.

Which talent would you most like to have?

Telekinesis, so I could feed the hungry without touching them.

What is it that you most dislike?

The suffering of sexy people.

I sincerely believe the world is a better place because of this blog. Check it out.

~ by emilypothast on April 16, 2009.

One Response to “Let Me Take You on a Regular Carpet Ride”

  1. you are correct, m’lady — all signs point to “she’s hilarious”!

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